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Maxims and Principles

 

The Cardinal Conundrum
"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this is true."
Matz's Maxim
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
Hlade's Law
"If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man - he will find an easier way to do it."
Barth's Distinction

There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.

Farber's Fourth Law

"Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows."