The Cardinal Conundrum
"An optimist believes we live in the best of all
possible worlds. A pessimist fears this is true."
Matz's Maxim
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of
thinking."
Hlade's Law
"If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man - he will
find an easier way to do it."
Barth's Distinction
There are two types of people: those who divide people
into two types, and those who don't.
Farber's Fourth Law
"Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows."
Witten's Law
"Whenever you cut your fingernails you will find a need for
them an hour later."
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